Conceptual
Not linear, not logical
Guidance is rhythmic and deeply sensory — never step-by-step. You leave with a felt sense, not a flowchart.
Humanist ~ Catalyst ~ Elder
With over half a century immersed in the tragicomic beauty of this life, my perspective is clear-eyed, neurospicy, and fiercely grounded in lived wisdom. I have made the good, the bad, and the ugly choices—and hold absolutely no regrets.
My journey spans from a Zimbabwean upbringing and life in Southern Africa to the American Southwest, with my compass now pointed toward the coast of Portugal.
This profoundly global, multifaceted perspective shapes a practice that bridges the practical and the profound. As a philomath and wordsmith, I don't do "foo foo," and I don't do gloom and doom. I am a realist who transforms the impractical into the practical, operating on a simple truth: we choose our hard.
Guidance with me is never logical, linear, or step-by-step. It is conceptual, rhythmic, and deeply sensory. Navigating the world as a lateral thinker without the noise of an internal verbal narrator, I rely on natural, intuitive "downloads" to facilitate lateral problem-solving and authentic alignment.
The practice
Better today than yesterday
Lateral
Intuitive downloads
Navigating without the noise of an internal verbal narrator, I rely on natural intuition to surface lateral solutions and authentic alignment.
Honest
Shining a light
Being human too, I hold on to real: to work with your fears and hopes, not deny or pretty them up.
Tools of focus
Light and shadow, honoured
Two decks, two lineages — and astrology charts (natal, AstroCartography, or Current Weather) drawn from AstroGraph.
The Light Side
SpiritSong Tarot
by Paulina Fae
A nod to Lisa's Zimbabwean upbringing and the lighter side of existence — animal spirits, song, breath.
The Shadow Side
FolkLore Tarot
by Rowan Ortins
Honouring our deep ancestral heritage and the necessary shadow — the bones beneath the stories.
THE ENERGY
Astrology
charted using AstroGraph
Natal · AstroCartography · Current Weather
Kind words
Reviews
"Wow!! This is exactly me!! Oh my gosh. I'm learning so much through this reading. I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. This is absolutely beautifully written. I can see now why I yearn for solitude on the other side of the Earth. My spirit wants to rest. Thank you so much!!"
— Michelle F
"Thank you! Very thorough and spot on."
— Mike F
"Outstanding report given. Very accurate and detailed. Smoothed over some tough information, but didn't avoid giving it, which I REALLY appreciate, makes it more credible, and she's actually totally right. Responsive and communicative, too, proving trustworthiness and care. All around an excellent experience."
— Ildi R
Offerings
Ask. Receive. Conclude.
Delivered not as a fleeting conversation, but as a permanent written folio—a breathing text with wide-open space for spontaneous universal downloads. Prices in USD.
Tarot
Direct signs and fluid tracks of the soul in motion
Animal Advice
$88SpiritSong by Paulina Fae · 3-Card Pull
Tracking the immediate animal messengers circling the hearth fire. Discover what is waking up, warning you, or guiding your immediate choices.
Commission this PieceClan Call
$88FolkLore by Rowan Ortins · 3-Card Pull
Bone wisdom and old soil at the hearthstone. Uncover the inherited stories, frictions, and blessings migrating through your bloodline right now.
Commission this PieceCompass & Guide
$88Blended Decks · 3-Card Pull
A hybrid perspective for immediate navigation. Using elements of both decks to map a specific, immediate transition or movement as you migrate forward.
Commission this PieceNature's Call
$150SpiritSong by Paulina Fae · 10-Card Chart
Animal medicine mapping an internal crossroad. Using the wild kingdom to lay bare the internal architecture and instinctual landscape of your current crossroad.
Commission this PieceAncestral Lines
$150FolkLore by Rowan Ortins · 10-Card Chart
The weaving of fate, choices, and lineage patterns. Mapping the structural memory and ancient family patterns weaving through your current situation.
Commission this PieceThe Gathering
$150Blended Decks · 10-Card Chart
A full council of instinct and ancestry for massive transitions. Wild animal instinct meets the historical weight of the ancestors, collaborating to navigate a massive life shift.
Commission this PieceAstrology
Living maps of cosmic frequency, terrain, and timing
Primal Pulse
$222Natal Chart & Lighthouse
The unique cosmic frequency of your arrival — your core capacity to fear, love, struggle, and transform. Includes a 1-card SpiritSong pull and a 1-card FolkLore pull.
Commission this PieceEarth Resonance
$222AstroCartography & Guidance
The geography of your soul's expansion. Tracking where your energy collides with the earth's meridians — mapping the granite landscapes, river proximity, and wild sanctuaries calling you.
Commission this PieceHorizon & Tides
$3333-Year AstroWeather & Council
A comprehensive, fluid look at your cosmic weather over the next three years — tracking the immediate surface chop, seasonal shifts, and the massive, deep-ocean generational currents.
Commission this PieceThe flagship · Your mini epic
Soul Consult
Merging the Primal Pulse, Horizon & Tides, and Earth Resonance with a 3-Card Ancestral Pull and a 1-Card Animal Guide. Delivered as a single, breathing frame with wide-open spaces for spontaneous universal downloads.
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You Are
Sweetheart—I cannot give you softness. Ease. Or be kin. But I can be kith. I can sit with you in the mud and mire of tears, frustration, rage, and despair. I can let you lean your head on me. I can provide a solid base for you to lift yourself. For when you get up again, no matter the effort, I will see what I have always known. You are love.
